
I’m convinced avocados intentionally bruise themselves,
That’s it.
- Mad
That’s it.
- Mad

My roommate won’t refill our Brita filter,
I wonder how long before I kill her.
- Thirsty
I wonder how long before I kill her.
- Thirsty

Cold sweating is the worst,
It just makes you colder.
It just makes you colder.
- Extra cold